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“Tina Fey is an ugly, pear-shaped, bitchy, overrated troll.” Somebody once wrote that on a mean-spirited Web site, whence it could have vanished into oblivion. Fey liked the remark too much to let it go.So she has used it (sans “bitchy”) as one of the blurbs on the back of “Bossypants,” her dagger-sharp, extremely funny new book for which even the blurbs are clever. (“Totally worth it.” — Trees.) She also includes it in the book’s “Dear Internet” chapter, which she treats as a happy occasion to eviscerate a few well-chosen haters.“To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair,” she argues. She goes on to take issue with the writer’s terminology (what if she got her shape from sitting in business-class airline seats too often?), thank him for his attention (“there’s no such thing as bad press!”) and suggest that it would take the Hubble telescope to locate his tiny genitals.

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“Affectionately, Tina,” she concludes.Why did Ms. Fey take that slur even half-seriously?

After all, she is a powerful person. She really is the “Bossypants” of the title. She has a television show, “30 Rock,” that, by her count, employs almost 200 people. She has a Teutonic side. And she has been eerily morphed for the book’s cover into a freakish hybrid of pretty woman and big, strong, hairy-armed man. “I hope that’s not really the cover,” reads another of the book’s blurbs, from Don Fey, her father.

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“That’s really going to hurt sales.”.